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I'm Thinking

About stealing one from an old story of mine. I'm sure this can fit to any lyric, but; I couldn't decide wether to say "I'm sorry" or…
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theemoocow Oct 19, 2008

I'm Thinking

About stealing one from an old story of mine. I'm sure this can fit to any lyric, but; I couldn't decide weather to say "I'm sorry" or "I…
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theemoocow Oct 19, 2008
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Superman (No Hoes Included)

I was thinking,            I have run into so many people the last few months. People that I have met before and went to school with…
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theemoocow Dec 29, 2007

100 Things To Do With Tofu

100 Things To Do With Tofu   1. Mutate aliens- Hey! I saw it on a newspaper   2. Throw at unsuspecting bystanders- They’ll never know what hit them,…
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theemoocow Dec 23, 2007
Tabletootzewevcryvid

Tabletootzewevcry

Up close and personal with Mary and her mustache.
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theemoocow Dec 22, 2007
MARY IS PREGNANT WITH 437 CHILDRENvid

MARY IS PREGNANT WITH 437 CHILDREN

Her boyfriend made the comment of "Living with my wife Mary and our 437 children". I feel deeply sorry for her uterus. Disclaimer: Mary is not…
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theemoocow Dec 22, 2007
Choking on Snowvid

Choking on Snow

Feat. William looking like Jack the Ripper looking like Prince.
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theemoocow Dec 22, 2007

Babies in the Morning, Kittens in the Evening

(included are random pictures) (Battle of the Bands, Allison, Mary and my own asian feet) This morning I swear Petey tried to kill me by falling asleep…
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theemoocow Dec 07, 2007
sexytime with PeteyPerezpic
sexytime with PeteyPerezpic

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theemoocow Nov 27, 2007

Handshakes and (Hot) Flash, Flash, Flash(es) Photography

I passed out in the middle of Fall Out Boy's set; So, all I got to hear were five songs before I went down (and I…
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theemoocow Nov 27, 2007
Sushi, Cookies and UNOvid

Sushi, Cookies and UNO

After bowling. It was cold.
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theemoocow Nov 24, 2007
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theemoocow
  • Gilbert or "G town" AZ, US
  • 19 Female, Cancer
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  • Member Since: 2007-08-16
  • Relationship Status: Pimpdaddy Max
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Religion: Buddhist
  • Drink: No
  • Smoke: No
  • Children: Undecided
  • Education: High School
  • Occupation: Author.

About Me:

I'm a dedicated writer and am currently working on my first novel. I work as a repoter for my school yearbook. My friends know me for being able to rap Golddigger word per word on the spot. I have a cat named Petey (and is not named after PW); the joke is actualy highly vulgar. Because he is technicaly a pussy(cat) my mom and I thought it would be funny to name him after, well, a penis. Get it? Good. I also mannage an upcoming local band and am friends with the lead singer (MARY!!!!!) who happens to be in a lot of my videos. (You can find Nouvelle on myspace :]). I am a dediated student and plan on going to Northern Chicago University and majoring in creative writing. My favorite color is yellow and I collect stuffed cows because "moo" is my favorite word. (To be continued)

Interests:

bonfires, Cows, downtown air, marshmallows, nail polish, writing, bonfires, writing, photography, scketching, world history, Writing both stories and music

Favorite Music:

Beyonce, Bright Eyes, Butch Walker, Fall Out Boy, Grandmaster Flash, Green Day, Gym Class Heroes, Ima Robot, Jay-Z, Julie Brown, Kanye West, Motion City Soundtrack, Nightmare Of You, No Doubt, Outkast, Paramore, Prince, Queen, Rooney, Run- DMC, Say Anything, Sex Pistols, Smashing Pumpkins, Spice Girls, Straylight Run, Sublime, Sugar Hill Gang, The Misfits, Weezer

Favorite Movies:

Chicago, Hairspray(the old one), Science of Sleep, Shaun of the Dead, Team America

Favorite TV Shows:

Celebrity Death Match, CSI, Family Guy, Mythbusters, Robot Chicken, South Park

Favorite Books:

10 Reasons To Hate Wal-Mart, Impact, The Notebook, This Lullaby, When It Happens